doctor who + text posts night vale tweets | part 2/? (rtd edition)

bonus:

thranduil-the-elven-king:

Is this what growing up looks like

Is it just me or is he describing the symptoms for depression pretty well?

coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

flighttune:

Good evening. Welcome to the six o’clock news. I’m your anchor…

This man is an absolute genious, he is the true Punmaster

Watching Hunger Games
  • Book Katniss:

    This was my dad's jacket

  • Movie Katniss:

    My dad was a woman's size 4

darlinghogwarts:

If James and Lily had survived, I am positive that every time Harry got into trouble, there would be a huge betting pool on whether the next howler would be James and Sirius congratulating him or Lily screaming at him and commanding Severus to give him detention for a month. And as the Potter family owl would arrive, everyone would be silently anticipating the results, and at the end you’d see dumbledore discretely handing mcgonagall 10 galleons

upperleadworth:

proudwinchesters:

but aren’t these the same garden??….?

once again it is time to play “is the bbc just cheap or does this mean something”

thissstuff:

Now, videogames haven’t made me violent, but they have made me feel like I’m supposed to pick this up.

thissstuff:

Now, videogames haven’t made me violent, but they have made me feel like I’m supposed to pick this up.

radioirwin:

radioirwin:

i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey was a bruise from where i accidentally shot myself in the neck with a nerf dart while trying 2 recreate a scene in star trek. my life is so pathetic even mum wants me 2 get some

stop reblogging this

real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

I’ve not seen this in years. It was one of the first things I reblogged on this site

*boom*
  • mom:

    what was that?

  • me:

    my shirt fell

  • mom:

    it sounded a lot heavier than that...

  • me:

    i was in it

fuckyeahginevraweasley:

Ginny Weasley + text posts

justintimerblake:

you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers

rainbowrobotroses:

One time we had missionaries over at our house, and my Mom mentioned the fact that there is a Star Wars religion. One of them got so excited that he clapped his hands together and blurted out:

"I WANT TO JOIN!!!!!!!!!!" 

The other missionary gave him a surprised look, and then, I kid you not, two seconds later it started pouring and hailing outside. 

The other missionary just glared at him and went: “Look at what you’ve done.”