Is this what growing up looks like
Is it just me or is he describing the symptoms for depression pretty well?
the turkey swiss on rye incident
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This man is an absolute genious, he is the true Punmaster
This was my dad's jacket
My dad was a woman's size 4
If James and Lily had survived, I am positive that every time Harry got into trouble, there would be a huge betting pool on whether the next howler would be James and Sirius congratulating him or Lily screaming at him and commanding Severus to give him detention for a month. And as the Potter family owl would arrive, everyone would be silently anticipating the results, and at the end you’d see dumbledore discretely handing mcgonagall 10 galleons
Now, videogames haven’t made me violent, but they have made me feel like I’m supposed to pick this up.
i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey was a bruise from where i accidentally shot myself in the neck with a nerf dart while trying 2 recreate a scene in star trek. my life is so pathetic even mum wants me 2 get some
stop reblogging this
i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years
there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny
I’ve not seen this in years. It was one of the first things I reblogged on this site
what was that?
my shirt fell
it sounded a lot heavier than that...
i was in it
Ginny Weasley + text posts
you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers
One time we had missionaries over at our house, and my Mom mentioned the fact that there is a Star Wars religion. One of them got so excited that he clapped his hands together and blurted out:
"I WANT TO JOIN!!!!!!!!!!"
The other missionary gave him a surprised look, and then, I kid you not, two seconds later it started pouring and hailing outside.
The other missionary just glared at him and went: “Look at what you’ve done.”