having to use your own art as reference cause you forgot how to draw
having to go back to reread previous chapters of your own story as a reference because you forgot how to write
when you and Asneeze’s son, Achoo, finally return to your castle after being captured during the Crusades, only to find it being towed away by Prince John’s Royal Accountant, Sir Blockhead, for failure to pay taxes
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I only have 4 moods:
- fuck this
- fuck that
- fuck me
- fuck you
I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:
- fuck yeah
- fuck no
- fuck my life
- fuck everything
and don’t forget the inevitable
- fuck it
and for those who have just given up
this is beautiful
date a musician. why you ask? because literally no matter what they play could be an innuendo.
wind player? good at blowing
strings player? good at fingering
percussionist? good at banging
why is this getting notes again
[tromboner joke goes here]
[french horny jokes goes here]
Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy - Dancing Groot
“Baby Groot dancing is 100 percent me. I was too embarrassed for anyone to be there, so I made everyone leave the room and I set up a camera and I videotaped myself dancing. Then I sent the video to the animators and had them animate over that. I begged them not to leak the video! Two of my closest friends came to an early screening and said ‘Hey, I recognize those moves! That’s you dancing isn’t it?!’” - Vin Diesel
reblogged before but that comment just makes it that much better
READ THE COMMENT
Vin Diesel is actually precious and we must protect him
My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR
fill in the blanks and tag six people
tagged by: (I wasn’t)
name: Who knows? (not sharing)
birthday: (also not sharing)
favorite colour: red
lucky number: don’t really have one, but 7 maybe?
height: 5ft 11
last dream you remember: Waaaay to X-rated to share :P
can you juggle: three balls. Working on four…
do you like writing: yes
do you like dancing: no. I don’t dance
do you like singing: as long as I’m alone in the car…
dream vacation/holiday: camping. Somewhere in the UK probably. Overnight rain
dream guy: I don’t really have a dream guy, but James McAvoy (although with his professor X voice) is pretty good.
dream girl: don’t really have a dream girl either, but I seem to like blondes, fairly nerdy and into similar things to me.
dream wedding: No idea. Haven’t really planned my wedding.
dream pet: not really a pet kinda person…
dream job: as cheesy as it sounds, I really love what I’m doing. If I didn’t do that, then it would be sound engineering
favourite song: variable, depending on my mood. Some favourites at the moment are: End Credits (Chase & Status) and Everything is Awesome (from the Lego movie).
favourite album: Probably Sub Focus. Or Welcome Reality by Nero
last song you heard on the radio: Men in Black by Will Smith (thank you Greg James)
least favourite song: there are a few, none of which I can remember at the moment…
least favourite artist: don’t really have one (I don’t listen to people I don’t enjoy!)
hair colour: blonde
taller/shorter: slightly shorter, but not really a biggie
biggest turn off: not a fan of smokers.
biggest turn on: As if I would admit to that on the internet… :P
Why bring back old memes when we can back this song?
2004 is calling me… whispering
numa numa yay
the funny thing about this is I sincerely have followers that were born in the same month i discovered this flash video on newgrounds
fuuccckk I completely erased all memory of newgrounds.
Let’s talk about murder.
cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”
nine: don’t wander off
ten: don’t wander off
eleven: don’t wander off